What do you get when the Universe stops whispering and starts gossiping?
✨ This book. ✨

Spirit Spills the Tea: Oracle of Cosmic Gossip is your brutally honest, spiritually sassy flip-book oracle filled with 196 unfiltered messages from the other side of the cosmic group chat.

Think of it like pulling a card, if the card had a side-eye, a glitter trail, and zero patience for your situationship excuses.

Whether you’re in your delulu era, spiraling over a ghost, or just need Spirit to drag you back to reality (lovingly, of course), this book is here to:

• Read you for filth.
• Comfort your inner child.
• And serve divine shade with every flip.

Inside, you’ll find:

• 196 bold, funny, chaotic messages from your guides, higher self, ancestors, and spiritual gossip crew
• Language Gen Z and younger millennials actually use (because Spirit’s not stuck in the 1800s)
• Real talk about healing, boundaries, red flags, cosmic timing, self-worth, and spiritual glow-ups
• A perfectly giftable vibe, whether for your bestie, your tarot-addicted cousin, or yourself (because you need to hear it too)

Flip to a random page and let Spirit spill the tea.

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Ask A Grumpy Old Vet isn’t gentle, polite, or sugar-coated. It’s raw wisdom straight from the barracks, served with sarcasm, grit, and the kind of dark humor only a veteran could get away with.

Inside you’ll find 196 blunt messages, part truth bomb, part gut-check, part laugh-out-loud sarcasm. Some will sting, some will crack you up, and some will hit harder than you’d like to admit. Every page is a reminder that life doesn’t hand out medals for whining, that scars are proof of survival, and that discipline beats motivation every time.

This book isn’t here to coddle you. It’s here to bark at you like the grumpiest old vet in the room, because sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.

Flip to a random page when you want a kick in the pants, a laugh at life’s absurdities, or the kind of perspective forged in mud, sweat, and bad chow. Perfect for veterans, military families, or anyone who appreciates no-nonsense wisdom with a side of sarcasm.

Get your copy today! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FS7L5GJ5