Hit follow, it’s cheaper than therapy. Besides that, your spirit guides told me that you should follow me! annnnnnd……………………….. if you don’t, you could risk having seven years of bad wifi!
Other reasons to follow me:
– Because healing is easier when you’re laughing while doing it
– I give out free chaos, and it’s way cheaper than therapy
– Remove the risk of being haunted by chaotic raccoons
– Your aura will sparkle more if I’m in your algorithm
– I promise I’ll never try to sell you leggings or pyramid schemes
– Follow me if you believe in signs, and yes, this is one
– Because I turn overthinking into entertainment
– It’s like a cosmic upgrade for your feed
If you laughed, you owe me a follow. I don’t make the rules.
The Healing Path of the Raven & Wolf 